Decided not to detonate the bomb, since I calculated a 0.00453% chance that it might cause a dark matter chain reaction and destroy the galaxy. Better safe than sorry; I've fed it to the dogs next door in the vet's - they sounded hungry, and although I can't reveal the full design, it does involve a quantity of prime steak - lucky for my canine buddies!
Well, the daffodils are late this year, aren't they? Late, as in the late daffodil. It's a sort of threat, you see... I'm trying to make it clear to my floral cousins that I don't want any more of this "now you see us, now you don't" nonsense next year. We want a good solid showing for a minimum of a week.
ee's 'avin a go at the flowers now!
Who said that? Centurion, arrest that man. And give me his gourd - I can use it for my next experiment.
